Thursday, September 29, 2011

Funny Best Man Quotes

Most of the Best Man speeches at weddings are memorable with the addition of a funny quote or two. Add a little 'lively spirit his speech with a quote funny Best Man. Choose from the following ten favorite quotes fun and change it to fit their own situation or that of the newlyweds.

1 Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snoring and sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Wedding Speeches

2 Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about what they say, afterThe marriage, he falls asleep before you say, to finish it. - Helen Roland

3 In ancient times, sacrifices were on the altar, a practice that is still practiced a lot. - Helen Rowland

4 It is not a good day for the bride as she thinks. She is not married the best man.

5 Love makes time pass. Time makes love pass. - French proverb

6 Marriage to a man is like buying something you spent a long time in a shop window to admire. Can you love when you getHouse, but not always with everything that happens at home. - Jean Kerr

7 The problem, as a witness at a wedding is that you never had the chance to prove it.

8 More than a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the girl everything. - Stephen Leacock

9 Harpo, she's a wonderful person. She deserves a good husband. Marry the first one it finds. - Oscar Levant, Harpo Marx, Harpo's girlfriend at the Welcome

10 I belong to Newlyweds Anonymous. WheneverThe desire to get married, send them to burn about a lady in a bathrobe and curlers on my toast for me. - Dick Martin

Feel free to change the last according to your wishes and ensure that they use it as a joke on himself, and not someone else!

Funny Best Man Quotes

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